I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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