Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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