you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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