My cat gives me a boner
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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