Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
