i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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