biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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