So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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