Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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