MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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