Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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We have started to decorate penises.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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