Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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