This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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