That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You ruined the universe
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