I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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