Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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