Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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