Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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