we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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