Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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