I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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