I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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