I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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