what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
