hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I want to make a zoo with you.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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