I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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