Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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