he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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