The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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