after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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