dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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