So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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