do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
