worst night to have a conscience
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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