ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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