I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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