Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
My cat gives me a boner
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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