best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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