He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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