new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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