wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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