I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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