I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
