That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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