Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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