I hate your face
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Life without a bra equals bliss.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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