Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do vagina's smell?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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