Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
