I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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