hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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