Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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