stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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