You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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