stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
send nudes
from the living room?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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