Sponge bath it is.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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