All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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